Looking at a framed piece of art tonight…
Oscar: Is this representational or non-objective?
Maggie and Greg: (in unison) What?!?!
Oscar: Representational means it’s real. See this (points to another frame) is non-objective.
Maggie: Did you have art today?
Oscar: Can you hand me that crown?
Maggie: Buddy, say crayon.
After he drew a picture of us eating out, to ask me on a date…
Oscar: Hang on. Let me add more details to my drawing.
Last minute silliness before bedtime…
Evelyn: I brush teeth.
Oscar: Aaaaah! My sister said “butt cheek!”
You know the baby needs a haircut when…
Oscar: Mom…you need to take Henry to the haircut store.
Driving down our street on a night when a lot of cars were parked outside…
Oscar: Wow. There sure are a lot of cars in this village.
Some boy. That’s for sure.