“Chill out.”
Don’t worry…this warranted a conversation complete with mama’s “I’m serious” face.
When he saw his cousin tonight: “Hey. It’s me, Oscar.”
Playing light sabers: Mom, you be a villain and I’ll be a good guy.
After seeing a combine in a field of corn: “They’re getting that corn for GG!”
My grandma recently gave us many containers of corn to freeze.
Maggie: What do you want to do tomorrow?
Oscar: Wake up.
Maggie: Anything else?
Oscar: Just play, play, play.
In the car: “Mom, Evelyn took her sock off! Mom, Evelyn took her OTHER sock off! Mom, Evelyn is chewing on her socks!” Maybe he’ll join me in my quest of creating baby proof socks.
Maggie: Come give me a kiss.
Oscar: Never. insert ornery smile
Oscar: I need a sword, like Batman.
Maggie: I don’t think Batman carries a sword.
Oscar: Mom! Batman has everything he needs.
While eating some grapes that had a picture of Goofy on the package:
Oscar: Mom, after we eat Goofy grapes we have to be goofy.
Maggie: I think we do that without Goofy grapes.
Oscar: Yeah.
In one of the many moments lately that we were dressed as superheroes:
Oscar: Hey Batman?
Maggie: What Spidey?
Oscar: I wuv you.